So, I’ll admit it.

I love cell phones. And lately, it seems 600 million of them are coming out. However, none are what I want. Recently, Android phones with keybroads have been teh lackburgers. Okay, The MyTouch 3G Slide is out, but it’s got this strange monstrous OS created by the scientists at T-Mobile, HTC, and Android. Not to mention the keyboard looks strange. And the Droid…whichever one it is, it’s ugly. I don’t like Verizon Android phones at all.

Sprint doesn’t have physical keyboard Android phones I’d even want to look at. How am I going to play Oregon Train on Candy Apple without a keyboard?! Sad, sad times.

Screw you, phone makers. Make me a good phone!

I CANT PLAY WITHOUT IT.

BY THE WAY, SCREW THE LINE-HEIGHT ON THIS THEME! GGGRRRRRRFGH!

*slams door*